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Our apologies to both Kirna and Zabete

written by Joe on 11-24-2007. 4 reactions.

Wednesday afternoon everyone’s favorite CFO Larry announced the big news:

From: Larry Fish
Subject: LOTS O’ EXCITEMENT!!!
Date: November 21, 2007 3:32:02 PM EST
To: Naked NY All
The LOHAN shopping at the store on our main floor.
Paparazzi all over the place.
LF

Lindsay was downstairs at Kirna Zabête.

After 2 days of research and fact checking TMZ published a story about Lindsay’s trip titled Lindsay Naked in New York.

It’s not tough to understand how this happened. Our sign hangs next to theirs

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and lets be honest “Lindsay Zabête in New York” doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

For those of you that love a conspiracy theory just how many accidental hits from teenage boys do you think TMZ could count on for a story with the words “Lindsay” and “Zabête” in the title?

So as a service to the international gossip media, to avoid future confusion, allow us to clarify the following:

Naked is the world’s leading provider of communications solutions to business problems owned by fashionista MT Carney.

Kirna Zabête is “the ultra-chic Soho boutique that has become a regular stop for fashionista’s seeking out the newest and best in couture fashion.”

Brad Holland is “an American illustrator, best known for his work for Playboy and Penthouse magazines.”

Architectura moved to Rochester years ago.

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  1. Arthur Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:26:00 UTC

    That being said we are having a 30% off sale on all Cashmere goods starting this Wed.
    Tell a friend to tell a friend.

  2. pak Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:20:43 UTC

    that’s insane. on so many different fronts. did y’all watch the video?

    i took a screen shot of the TMZ article, so we’ll have proof when their army of fact-checkers — perennially in search of honesty and truth in celebrity journalism — finally realize their error and retract it.

  3. Neal Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:42:05 UTC

    This probably isn’t the forum to repeat my earlier comment…

  4. Noah Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:11:16 UTC

    This has nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan, but have you checked out the related entries on this post? There’s something really interesting there that I’m having trouble putting my finger on. In some strange way, Twitter becomes a way to comment on something before it happens . . . or collects the commentary of the group . . . or whatever.

    Someone say what I’m trying to say please.

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