homo gallons, 2 for $7
What we mean to say and what we actually say...
I’ve been meaning to post this for a while — a sign I found in a convenience store in Old Lyme, Connecticut, when my family went up to the beach there. It speaks for itself, sure, but also brings to mind some questions: Do gay cows make homo gallons? Does buying a homo gallon cost more than a straight gallon? Is the proprietor of the store completely oblivious or trying to make a statement?
May be an odd question, but what is it MEANT to mean? What is the product? Homogenized milk?
No it’s like a baker’s dozen. 1 Homo Gallon = 1.275 Gallons.
This is a serious breach. Homo Gallons aren’t to be advertised or sold to normal people. Regulations require them to be kept behind the counter until the daily password is delivered. I will have to take this up at yearly Protocols of the Elders of Gay Summit in Rio next week. Thank you Pak for bringing this to my attention. The rest of you, for your own good, forget this ever happened.
Neal I am going to need Thursday and Friday off to go to Rio now.
OK. You’ll have to take Pak with you as evidence.
Neal Neal Neal I don’t need evidence. Nobody at the summit dares contradict me.
I had another reply but in light of Mrs. Fernandes’ monitoring of the boards, I have decided against it.