Here are some Nealquotes to bright up our Friday. Since he’s on vacation and we can’t hear any in person, that is.

Leila: Neal, would you like some tea?
Neal: I can’t do anything but accept. I’m British and I’m hard wired to say yes.

me: Neal, what do you think of those [horrendous shoe brand] accessories?
Neal: I believe it’s like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

Neal: hey Leila, think of a letter between S and U.
Leila: T?
Neal: Oh yes please.

“I bought some English Breakfast this morning. Because I am English and it was breakfast time… it seemed to be appropriate.”

“Katie, please don’t use words like ‘convivial’ in the office; it’s rude.”

“So Mummy went shopping and bought us an airline?”

I have an equal number of hilarious quotes from Ben, but posting them would get this entry deleted. Here’s a good one from Erik:

Leila: Does anybody want a beer?
Erik: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

That is all. Have a good weekend, guys.